I just reblog stuff and sometimes post something stupid.
The best super power ever has to be the power to refill things. Think about it, your glass is empty, refill it without getting up. Your bank account empty, power to refill it. Your bed is empty of a person of your preferred gender, refill it and have some fun.
At first I was all:
Well that’s the stupidest thing I ever heard.
But then I was all like:
GENIUS! PURE UNADULTERATED GENIUS!
person annoying you?
refill their bladder
why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that
because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”
and not the slang word for the female genital region?
literally no one else knows this. nobody.
now i need a modern high school au where marco has to tutor jean or something (and jean doesn’t actually need to be tutored because he’s actually really smart, but he just tends to be lazy and skip class a lot and rarely turns in work but the tutorials are mandatory and jean doesn’t mind because he’s starting to take a liking to marco)
does hannibal even eat anything except people like does he know how nachos taste like
you know how SNK has these bio sheets at the beginning of each manga?
and whenever a character dies, their picture is show in the following volume with an X over their face?
then, in the volume after that, their picture is taken out entirely
BUT DO YOU KNOW WHO’S FRECKLY ASSHOLE
KEEPS SHOWING UP
IN EVERY MANGA?
isayama is toying with our feelings how dare he
Unless the “Marco’s not dead” theories are true….
DO YOU REMEMBER THOSE KIDS THAT BULLIED ARMIN IN EPISODE 1
THEY WERE HIT BY A ROCK AND KILLED